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Emergency friend system

This is a test of the Emergency Friend System. If this were an actual emergency you would be instructed where to tune for location information concerning your friend.

This is only a test. A Friend…

Flexible people don't get "bent out of shape."

OK, THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE!!!

"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

'If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters.' - Dear Abby