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Emergency friend system

This is a test of the Emergency Friend System. If this were an actual emergency you would be instructed where to tune for location information concerning your friend.

This is only a test. A Friend…

Flexible people don't get "bent out of shape."

OK, THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE!!!

"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

'The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behavior control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.' - Lewis Thomas